A cocktail napkin is the one thing every guest touches, so let it get the laugh. These paper napkins from Mud Pie carry eight holiday bar one-liners printed on pink, white and green grounds with scalloped color borders. Stack a pack beside the punch bowl, fold one under each glass at the office party, or set a pack on a host's counter with a bottle of something sparkling.

Each item sold separately. Each order includes one in your selected design.

• Santa's Little Sipper and Feeling the Holiday Spirits: Santa lounging in a martini glass, and a snowman afloat in a cocktail
• Tipsy and Bright and Dear Santa Bring Wine: a row of bottles, and three wine glasses dressed for the season
• Ho Ho Santa and Tis the Season to Be Sippin: Santa carrying cocktails on green, and a champagne bottle on pink
• Fa La La and Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cocktails: a pattern of festive drinks, and a row of cocktails on green
• Pack of 20 paper cocktail napkins, 5 by 5 inches