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Getting Older Birthday Card delivers a guaranteed laugh on the birthday person’s big day with blunt, relatable humor and bold cartoon-style art.
Front: You're not getting older… Inside: Aw, hell. Yes, you are. Happy Birthday!
Artwork by Scott Jensen adds a distinctive, punchy visual that pairs perfectly with the witty punchlines and punny one-liners.
Made in the USA, this 5" x 7" greeting card is printed in vibrant full color on both the front and interior, and it comes with a coordinating color envelope for a complete, ready-to-send package.
- Front text: You're not getting older…
- Inside text: Aw, hell. Yes, you are. Happy Birthday!
- Artwork by Scott Jensen
- Printed in full color inside and out
- 5" x 7" card with coordinating color envelope
- Made in the USA
This card stands out with relatable humor, sarcastic one-liners, and clever puns delivered through bold, cartoon-style illustrations. It’s ideal for friends or family who appreciate birthday cards that lean into the comedy of aging rather than sentimentality.
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