Express your mood with a match that matches your attitude. These I Hate Everyone safety matches come in a chic glass bottle with a gold lid and feature vibrant aqua-tipped wooden matches that make lighting candles feel like a rebellious act. With 40 matches and a built-in striker, they're both functional and unapologetically fun. Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor in their everyday essentials—whether you're treating yourself or gifting to that friend who gets it. A witty conversation starter that proves even household staples can have personality.