{"product_id":"senior-birthday-prayer-birthday-card-9333","title":"Senior Birthday Prayer Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelatable senior humor meets bold cartoon art in this 5\" x 7\" Senior Birthday Prayer card. Front reads: “Senior Birthday Prayer - God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway…The good fortune to run into the ones I do…,” and Inside: “And the eyesight to tell the difference!” Featuring artwork by Mel Henze, this card delivers laughter with a crisp birthday message instead of sentimentality.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePrinted in vibrant full color on both the front and interior, the card is Made in the USA and includes a coordinating color envelope. The design pairs relatable aging jokes with bold, cartoon-style illustrations and punchlines that land.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eSize: 5\" x 7\"\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003ePrinting: vibrant full color inside and out\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eArtwork: by Mel Henze\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eIncludes coordinating color envelope\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHumor style: relatable, sarcastic one-liners and clever puns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Oatmeal Studios","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50959351218423,"sku":"9333","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/8814\/6679\/files\/6dc333b18cbb49211e02bfeef60aee76fdb1fd30abc835f5047abfd9caf494e9.jpg?v=1784884723","url":"https:\/\/theolivebranchboutique.com\/products\/senior-birthday-prayer-birthday-card-9333","provider":"The Olive Branch Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}