{"product_id":"cant-do-this-sober-giant-stemless-wine-glass","title":"Can't Do This Sober Giant Stemless Wine Glass, 30 Ounce","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe joke lands because the glass is honest about it: 30 fluid ounces, which is one full standard bottle of wine in a single pour. Deep red fades down into smoke grey in an ombre finish, with Can't Do This Sober lettered in white across the front beside a small Santa hat and a scatter of snowflakes. Stemless, so it sits low and steady on a side table while the presents get wrapped and the relatives settle in. Hand wash only. Mud Pie built this one for the white elephant exchange, the office party, and the friend who has been counting down to the holidays since October.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolds 30 fluid ounces, one standard bottle of wine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed to grey ombre glass with white holiday lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStemless shape sits low and steady\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA white elephant gift that gets used again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Mud Pie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51134767104247,"sku":"44600154S","price":16.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/8814\/6679\/files\/44600154S.jpg?v=1788962602","url":"https:\/\/theolivebranchboutique.com\/products\/cant-do-this-sober-giant-stemless-wine-glass","provider":"The Olive Branch Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}