Keep Moving Birthday Card is a 5" x 7" comedy greeting card printed in vibrant full color on both sides, with a coordinating color envelope.

Front: “Another Birthday? Well, just remember that at your age, it's important to exercise, stay flexible, and keep moving…”. Inside: “…it makes it harder for the vultures to land.”

Designed for laughter, this card delivers relatable humor, sarcastic one-liners, and clever puns through bold, cartoon-style illustrations and laugh-out-loud punchlines.

Artwork by Scott Jensen brings the joke to life with crisp lines and bright colors that pop in person, making it stand out from ordinary birthday cards.

Made in the USA, this greeting card is built for novelty and keepsake value—perfect for friends or family who appreciate witty takes on aging and staying active.