Chicken Crossfit Birthday Card  is a 5" x 7" funny birthday card delivering instant laughter with a bold chicken Crossfit cartoon and the front line: "Okay, we're going to cross the road 100 times - and I don't wanna hear any questions as to why we're doing this."

Inside: "Have a Happy Birthday! (Any Questions?)" and it features artwork by Scott Metzger, offering bold cartoon-style illustrations and laugh-out-loud punchlines that land with friends who love witty humor.

Printed in vibrant full color inside and out, this greeting card is made in the USA and includes a coordinating color envelope.

• Artwork by Scott Metzger
• Front copy: "Okay, we're going to cross the road 100 times - and I don't wanna hear any questions as to why we're doing this."
• Inside copy: "Have a Happy Birthday! (Any Questions?)"
• Size: 5" x 7"
• Printed in vibrant full color inside and out
• Includes coordinating color envelope
• Made in the USA
• Humor style: relatable humor, sarcastic one-liners, and clever puns