This 5" x 7" birthday card features a front panel that shouts "I am FREAKING out! I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE!!" and an inside message that reads "Here's to another year of trying to keep our shit together! Happy Birthday!", with artwork by Teresa Burns Parkhurst. The design pairs bold cartoon-style illustrations with laugh-out-loud punchlines for a relatable, sarcastic birthday moment that’s sure to resonate with anyone who’s ever misplaced their device. Each card delivers a playful, witty takeaway that stands out in a sea of ordinary greetings. Printed in vibrant full color on both sides, the card ensures the front’s humor pops and the inside punchline lands with clarity. It includes a coordinating color envelope for a polished presentation. Made in the USA, this card combines contemporary humor with quality craftsmanship to create a keepsakeable moment your recipient will remember.

• Size: 5" x 7"
• Printing: vibrant full color inside and out
• Includes: coordinating color envelope
• Artist: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
• Made in the USA