This 5" x 7" Big Dog Support Group Birthday Card delivers bold, laugh-out-loud dog humor with a pepperoni-pizza-loving pup—the perfect way to wish a birthday with personality as big as the dog.

Front text captures the playful bite of the card’s wit: “I'm tired of people assuming I'm ferocious. I'm DELIGHTFUL! The only thing I've ever attacked is a pepperoni pizza. I don't want to be a guard dog. I want to be a DANCER!” Inside, it continues with a celebratory, supportive note: “IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. YOU BE YOU!”

• Artwork by Scott Metzger
• Printed in vibrant full color on the front and inside
• Includes a coordinating color envelope
• Made in the USA

Designed with bold cartoon-style illustrations and punchlines, this card stands out in any greeting card lineup, delivering relatable humor that almost anyone can appreciate while keeping the sentiment heartfelt for a birthday celebration.