"Outward Smiles Inward Screams" runs across the black header in gold foil, the kind of line that gets a laugh from whoever spots it on a desk. Underneath, 250 perforated sheets in a top wrap binding give plenty of room for real lists, notes, and reminders, so the joke sits on top of a Graphique de France notepad built for daily use. Set out in a shared office or a dorm room, it works two ways at once, a real notepad for real lists and a line that gets a knowing nod from anyone having one of those weeks.

• 250 perforated sheets of high-quality white paper
• Top wrap binding
• Gold foil "Outward Smiles Inward Screams" header; measures 4.5 x 5.5 inches